Heavy Metal Band Dishes Out the Entertainment in Virginia
Fresh off the heels of its second Grammy nomination, Richmond VA heavy metal icon Lamb of God has written a new song (with an as-yet-unreleased title) that will be available only in the “Iron Man 2” video game.
Lamb of God worked with gaming developers SEGA of America, licensed through Marvel Entertainment, which, surprisingly, is owned by the Walt Disney Co.
Neither the nature of the game of the band's music seem typically Disney-like. No matter what your taste in entertainment, whether you prefer kiddy country pop divas like little Miley Cyrus (a direct Disney protege) or something a bit more on the dark side, such as Lamb of God singer Randy Blythe, you're sure to find plenty of musical entertainment in your DISH Network packages.
Along with all the great network shows you'll see on DISH TV, there are also films and musical concerts. When you want to get a good look at some great entertainment, tune into DISH satellite TV channels in Virginia!
Stupid Behavior Tests WVU Coach's Temper - College Miscreants Turn up the Heat at Basketball Game
The sad events at the WVU basketball game last week seem to reflect a trend across the nation. Juvenile spectators (they can't be called fans; a fan would be watching the game, not behaving like a 5 year old in need of Ritalin), are acting out in ways that are disrespectful, dangerous and, to quote West Virginia's coach Bob Huggins, "…stupid."
Coach Huggins appropriately called out the unruly object-throwing youngsters during the WVU-Pitt game last week. Apparently his requests to cease the behavior fell on deaf ears. Shortly thereafter someone threw another object, hitting Pitt assistant coach Tom Herrion in the face, close to injuring his eye. ESPN played the disturbing clip later that evening for the entire country to see.
While WVU won the game, Pitt coach Jamie Dixon said they wouldn't dwell on the behavior. He observed that one ridiculous person's antic shouldn't cast a pall over the entire school. While that may be true, the entire school should be held responsible for bringing an immediate end to these types of theatrics.
WVU President James Clements publically apologized to Pitt, saying "West Virginia University is appalled and embarrassed by the …behavior at the Pitt men's basketball game on Wednesday night."
And they should be. I've been a Raider fan since the beginnig of time and I've never seen anyone in the dreaded Black Hole act like this.
Hopefully Clements promise of added security will achieve its goal to bring the pathetic behavior of a few stupid, attention-starved delinquents well under control.
Virginia Officer May Be a Little too Fond of His Dog - Bonding Taken too Far
Five Virginia corrections officers in Powhatan County were charged with animal cruelty after evidence surfaced that they had been fondling a K-9 service dog in an inappropriate manner.
Officers are expected to bond with their dogs during training sessions. However; some K9 handlers may take that task a little too far. According to the case prosecutor, one of the officers in training was seen "touching the dog's [private area] with his hand."
As Virginia law requires that the state prove actual "cruelty" to the dog, and there was no definitive evidence that the dog protested to the attention in any way, the prosecutor concluded that his chances of winning the case seemed slim. Charges were dropped.
Make Sure to Proof that Resume When You're Job Hunting - 22 Things NOT to Say to Employers
Looking for employment in Virginia? Here are twenty-two things you might not want to include on your resume!
1. It's best for employers that I not work with people.
2. Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume. (maybe if you're applying at a pet store, and you know they have a sense of humor)
3. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
4. I am a rabid typist. (if that IS the case, you might want to get shots first and look for work at a later date)
5. If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.
6. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
7. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! (two words: spell check)
8. My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job." And I like your company in particular.
9. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.
10. Graduated in the top 66% of my class.
11. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.
12. Worked as a Corporate Lesion.
13. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis. (Only relevant if you're looking for a career in politics)
14. Education: Graduated from predatory school with honors.
15. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.
16. I am accustomed to speaking in front of all kinds of audiences. I make points as well as I can.
17. While in military, was instrumental in creation of a treat detection system. (Great if you're applying at Weight Watchers)
18. I have recently sold my home and I now live in a large RV so I will be able to relocate quickly.
19. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.
20. Personal achievements: Successfully played "Chop Sticks" on a toy piano with my big toes.
21. Objective: To obtain a position where I can make a difference, infecting others with my professionalism, enthusiasm and dedication.
22. Strengths: Impersonal skills.
Put some thought into your job search and get help proofing and editing your resume and cover letters; the extra effort could really pay off in the long run!
Keep Walkin' | Ladies in Waynesboro Can't Drive Up Main Street Unless Husband Walks in Front
It is illegal for any woman in Waynesboro, Virginia to drive a car up Main Street - unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
This legislation seems like a pretty risky proposition for the husbands; if their wives can't be trusted to safely maneuver a vehicle up the main street unescorted, do you really want to be walking in front of it?
The fact that this requirement exists at all made me wonder if Waynesboro, VA is plagued by an undue number of car catastrophes, whether those cars are piloted by ladies or not. Public records for 2008 (the '09 stats aren't out yet) indicate that:
There was one human fatality resulting from an automobile accident.
Two vehicles were involved in that accident, and the car was operated by a drunk driver.
We don't know what gender that driver was. Two people were involved in the crash. Did it take place on Main Street? Again, we don't know.
Any pedestrians involved in Waynesboro's fatal car accident in '08? Nope. Guess that shoots the heck outta my theory about the risk involved with walking in front of those automobiles.
